August 4, 2013

Shark Week Special – Chum Jungle Juice

In honor of Shark Week we would like to share our recipe for Chum Jungle Juice. We previously wrote about Shark Week drinking games, but realized that people didn’t have something to drink during those games. Here is our remedy for that situation.

The key to this recipe is getting the right color, consistency, and chumminess to the liquid. The orange juice and orange juice concentrate take care of the consistency. The food coloring, Hawaiian punch, and mashed up fruit give everything a nice red color. The mashed up fruit also gives the drink the prefect density, consistency, and texture.

Chum jungle juice should only have red or near-red fruits. Don’t put apples, peaches, or other non-red fruits in the batch. If you do, people will not drink your chum because it will look stupid.


  • 1 Liter Everclear
  • 5.25 L(3 1.75L bottles) vodka
  • 1 Bottle Peach Schnapps
  • 1 Pint Bacardi 151 rum
  • 1 Bottle 99 Apples apple schnapps
  • 10 Liter Sprite soda
  • 1 Liter Sunny Delight orange juice
  • 1 Liter Triple Sec
  • 1.75 Liter Gin
  • 1 bottle DeKuyper Sour Apple Pucker schnapps
  • 4 bottles Boone’s Farm Strawberry Hill wine
  • 8 L Hawaiian Punch
  • Red Food Coloring
  • 2 containers orange juice concentrate


  • Strawberries
  • Blueberries
  • Cherries
  • Raspberries
  • Blood Orange

*Toss in some gummy sharks if you really wanna kick it up a notch and help your guests on their journey to type two diabetes.

*Drink should not be confused with the Pawn Star’s drink chumacolada (although equally awesome)

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